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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Later he became President of the United States.  - Wahidullah
A young boy asked his father, where did i come from? the father said we bought you at the baby store. Puzzled, he asked his mother, where did i come from? The mother said, a stork dropped you by the door. The with a confused look on his face replied "what? no one had sex in this freakin' house?"


Every time Mullah Nasruddin went out, his wife would bring her boyfriend home. One-Day Mullah got suspicious and came home early. The Wife nervously dressed her boyfriend in her clothes and hid him in the closet. And Hurried back to Mullah, Let go back to the Bazaar I need clothes, she said. Clothes? You have lots of clothes as he walked towards her closet. Opened the door and started counting her dresses

Here is one, two three, excuse me brother, four five… - Farzad
One Day a man came home and found a naked man hiding under his bed. He called his wife and said. What is this naked man doing here? He is paying our rent she said. Mullah looked at his wife with anger: in that case put some warm clothes on him and make him some tea. – Shah Wali
One Day a man walked to the House and saw a naked man under his bed. He called his wife and said what is this man doing under our bed? The wife replied: I don’t know about under the bed but on top he is something else… - Shah Wali
An Afghan man made it to Jeopardy Game show. The host said: A round object, sometimes white, sometimes brown. The Afghan man rang the bell; I know I know he said, it’s a Butt! No said the host, it’s an Egg. – Wahed
An older woman with her new Bride were going to a funeral, they knocked on a door and a naked man opened the door and gave the older woman and the bride a big hug and a kiss. The bride was so embarrassed that on the way home she asked her mother in law what am I going to tell your son/my husband? The Mother in Law replied: I don’t know about you, but I am going back for the “chihl” “khatem” and every “Jumagee” - Wahed
A man was buying a sheep, he was checking the sheep's stomach, teeth, ears and eyes. A boy asked his dad: what is that man doing? Dad responded: He is making sure the sheep is healthy and is buying it. A few days later the boy ran out of the Doctors office to his dad saying: Daddy Daddy, the doctor is buying Mom.
Three older men were talking about their new brides, the first one said My new wife is a great tea drinker, she drinks 20 cups of hot tea a day. The 2nd man said: My wife drops the tea into the teapot and drinks it straight from the kittle. The 3rd man said, my wife drinks a gallon of water then eats a handful of dry tea then sits on fire to boil. - Zlmay Aara
A soldier returned home and was bragging about how he severed a mans arm with his sword. Someone asked him, shouldn't you severed his head instead? the man replied: his head was already severed - Jawid
Two poor women were talking. One said to the other, looks like your husband found money and bought you that nice coat. The woman replied: no i found another husband with a lot of money - Hosai
A man went to a studio to have his picture taken, while the photographer aimed the camera he turned his back towards the camera. Photographer asked why are you turning your back? Man replied: I am sending this to a person that i am upset with. - Karima
There was a competition whoever could kill the big bad bear would get to marry the beautiful Princess. Everyone went to the cave and was eaten by the bear. Mulla Nasruddin went to the cave and came back out and said: I have married the Bear, who do I kill? - Najeeb
A teacher asked his student a question. The student couldn't answer. Teacher said: why the question was hard? the Student replied: no the answer was hard. - Rozama
A little girl was praying that the Capital of France becomes London. Her mother asked why? She replied: because on my school test today I put London as the capital of France - Rashid
A teacher was bragging that when she was a young girl she knew the names of every Afghan King. A student replied: Back when you were our age, there were only 2 kings - Golghotay
Two liars were talking. one said I will buy all the worlds jewelry tomorrow. The 2nd liar replied: I don't want to sell them yet. - Tariq

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